The world is mostly parallel and asynchronous, yet most languages are sequential and synchronous. And the object-orientedness claim is overstated, as you drink

The world is mostly parallel and asynchronous, yet most languages are sequential and synchronous. And the object-orientedness claim is overstated, as you drink from a cup, rather than use rather than think it in terms of cup.spill(), signals propagate, but 'return' is nowhere to be found... unless of course you are just talking about programming, but that's a bit of a circular argument.