I once slid my iPhone unlocked into some lightly damp swim trunks. It proceeded to open Instagram, post fire emoji on someone’s story, and then upload a very in

I once slid my iPhone unlocked into some lightly damp swim trunks. It proceeded to open Instagram, post fire emoji on someone’s story, and then upload a very inappropriate photo to someone in an Instagram DM. and then start a few more DM convos. I would never believe this story if someone told me it. It took me a while to accept it, myself. Instagram was also in a really weird state when I opened it probably because some multitouch gestures were held the entire time. I don’t think I even bothered to tell anyone that I butt-messaged my excuse. Anyways needed to get that off my chest.