Massage therapists qualify for H1B? "and in some cases drain their assets and sometimes also take corporate secrets" Sounds like they're draining more than as

Massage therapists qualify for H1B? "and in some cases drain their assets and sometimes also take corporate secrets" Sounds like they're draining more than assets: Is there a sperm donor facility next door too? This type of problem sometimes comes in twos. Just sayin'! (scene set on a small ethnic cafe in lower SF): 7-year old Paki-American boy strolls in: "Rohaan! Hello, I am your long-lost son. Are you not glad to meet me? Rohaan (confused): Excuse me, I am eating my paratha! WTF are you! 7-year old boy: Mom can tell you - she's at the door -see her waving, huh?. She says remember seven years ago in downtown San Francisco when you enjoyed a wonderful "happy ending" massage? Well, she saved the ending and with it planted ME and I am half YOU! I am so very happy to finally find my father!(tries to hug) Rohaan bolts for the back door, paratha in hand (subsequently flies to Islamabad, assumes a new identity and lives a modest remainder-of-life in celibate penitence).