One day I was walking down the boulevard (in a tie-dye rainbow shirt - perhaps this had something to do with it) and I only had two blocks to go to the post off

One day I was walking down the boulevard (in a tie-dye rainbow shirt - perhaps this had something to do with it) and I only had two blocks to go to the post office. Homeboy comes to a stop in an old and busted car, and he hollers out "Hey, I'm ... like, a Uber... you wanna ride somewhere?" and I had a lasting creepy feeling that that would happen in broad daylight. I mean, I'm sure homeboy just wanted me to hand over a few bucks in cash for an easy ride, but imagine the suckers and predators that could be brought together by fake Uber.