When I read the OP's example rewrite ("Calling the Mailer") I find his rewrite to be far less patronizing than the original. Ironically, the original one -- wi

When I read the OP's example rewrite ("Calling the Mailer") I find his rewrite to be far less patronizing than the original. Ironically, the original one -- with all of the supposedly "offensive" copy -- reads like it was meant for babies. I'm not offended by that, it's just annoying and distracting. His rewrite is remarkably better.