Well, given that we have an entire industry devoted to instantiating Santa, I actually think this is a legit worry. Consider the amount of plastic toys and othe

Well, given that we have an entire industry devoted to instantiating Santa, I actually think this is a legit worry. Consider the amount of plastic toys and other garbage which Santa creates every year. I have even heard tell that Santa has put the wrong types of chemicals in toys, that have killed kids. Of course, Santa here is just a toy company. Actually toy companies never existed before about 1700 so we don't have anything to worry from the current ones. This is just about as incoherent as this entire comment section. I thought I'd play along.