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Chicken Chicken Chicken: Chicken Chicken (2002) [pdf]
- panax 4y agoAt least I have chicken
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- alganet 4y agoChicken chicken chicken[1], chicken chicken. Chicken chicken! [1]: https://youtu.be/yL_-1d9OSdk https://youtu.be/yL_-1d9OSdk
- linuxlizard 4y agoChicken chicken chicken?
- alganet 4y agoChicken chicken chicken chicken, chickens: https://anagram.com/jcrap/Volume_8/leakage.pdf https://anagram.com/jcrap/Volume_8/leakage.pdf Chickens, chick, chickens chicken
- philsnow 4y agoWatch to the end, the presenter responds to one of the audience's very erudite questions with an additional slide and it's just chef's kiss
- hprotagonist 4y agoi’ve seen it so many times now and the pause, advance slide timing slays me every single time.
- stefanos82 4y agoMy stomach hurts...I haven't laughed this much for as long as I can remember! Oh my goodness, the last EXTRA slide was the tip of the iceberg for me ^_^ How come I didn't watch this ever before?! This is a masterpiece!
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- Cockbrand 4y agoThe corresponding slide deck is a PowerPoint Karaoke all time favorite: https://www.slideshare.net/dakami/chicken-chicken-chicken-chicken https://www.slideshare.net/dakami/chicken-chicken-chicken-ch... But also: Chicken.
- workOrNah 4y agoPouring out liquor for the eventual grad student who is going see there GPT model hallucinate this the night before a project is due
- ASalazarMX 4y agoStarting the night before was when they had to work alone, this will be the hour before.
- jiocrag 4y agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fj2XGrduDb4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fj2XGrduDb4
- AlbertCory 4y agoWaiting for the GPT-chicken model that's trained on only this.
- ramesh31 4y agoIt's like a calculator for chickens. Useless though, since it says "duck" sometimes.
- dredmorbius 4y agoChicken-GPT
- ticos 4y agohttp://j.aufbix.org/plif/archive/wc072.gif http://j.aufbix.org/plif/archive/wc072.gif
- msla 4y agoThe Parking Lot Is Full: http://j.aufbix.org/plif/ http://j.aufbix.org/plif/
- dcow 4y agoIs this just academics having fun, or is there some additional context/purpose here?
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- jiveturkey 4y agoIt's a commentary that scientific papers are inscrutable and a slave to form, over intelligible content. I find it a weak argument. The author's conference presentation of it, though, is brilliant, a masterpiece. I'd always thought it was an example of how peer reviewed journals are scammy. That this paper got accepted as peer reviewed science of some sort. But while of course peer reviewed science isn't objective (there are studies on this, peer reviewed naturally), this apparently isn't that. It dates to 2003. I'm so surprised to see new commentary on this (blogs and what not) in 2021 and even later. I mean actual commentary and attempt to derive some insight from it on independent blogs/journals. Not just repeated link farming.
- dcow 4y agoI understand your critique. I guess I was also wondering if there is an actual backstory here. Was this critique the author's intent? Or is the author just into verbal-slapstick academic humor?
- jerf 4y agoIf you've read a lot of papers and/or attended conference presentations, you will find that you almost know what he is saying in the presentation version: https://youtu.be/yL_-1d9OSdk https://youtu.be/yL_-1d9OSdk. The same charts in every presentation; up and to the right, my thing higher than previous thing, here's some boxes and lines that really mean nothing in this context, some standardized statistical distribution with my dots scattered about... there's a fairly standard presentation that one could give with almost just a few made up payload words for your thing and it would apply to almost anything. I particularly remember in one of my machine learning classes where we had to give project presentations, the degree to which you could almost substitute the slide decks for each other and it would have been hard to notice. It doesn't mean that they have no content necessarily, merely that there is some ground to riff on here. I particularly like the presentation as one of the few bits of humor I know where you can make a two year old laugh and you can make a veteran professor laugh, and everyone in between, yet they are all laughing about different things at incredibly different levels of intellectual sophistication. The presentation is truly a humor masterpiece.
- dang 4y agoRelated (hmm, three posts this month - must be some common trigger for this...) Chicken chicken chicken [academic paper] - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=35506921 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=35506921 - April 2023 (2 comments) Chicken Chicken Chicken: Chicken Chicken - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=35466792 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=35466792 - April 2023 (1 comment) Chicken chicken chicken - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=18673716 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=18673716 - Dec 2018 (1 comment) Chicken Chicken Chicken: Chicken Chicken [pdf] - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=5830497 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=5830497 - June 2013 (47 comments)
- alganet 4y agoIt was listed as a famous PDF in the post about Apple shipping the bitcoin paper with osx: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=35461011 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=35461011 That post got a lot of attention, and all recent submissions come after that mention.
- jiveturkey 4y ago2003
- dredmorbius 4y agoChicken!
- thisismyuser 4y agoThis was also done by Eddie Kohler: "Get Me Off Your Fucking Mailing List" https://www.vox.com/platform/amp/2014/11/21/7259207/scientific-paper-scam https://www.vox.com/platform/amp/2014/11/21/7259207/scientif...
- nbittich 4y agoChickenGpt
- wayeq 4y agoSam Harris interviewed the paper's author for his podcast, it is worth a listen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-xIbX3wIbA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-xIbX3wIbA
- freeCandy 4y agohttps://esolangs.org/wiki/Chicken https://esolangs.org/wiki/Chicken
- ngneer 4y agoBuffalo buffalo (that) Buffalo buffalo buffalo (themselves) buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
- euroderf 4y agoSmith where Jones had had had had had had had had had had the examiners' approval.
- lifeisstillgood 4y agoReminds me of "take me off your ducking mailing list"
- EntrePrescott 4y agochicken chicken :-( …… (*) ________ (*) edit: chickenshit: I just spent some time putting together a chicken story made of mostly chicken-related unicode emojis, math/logic operators and "chicken", but the hacker news site apparently doesn't really support emojis and removed most of them, thus ruining the story. So I pasted it here with emojis: https://paste.ee/p/XbUG3 https://paste.ee/p/XbUG3
- krunck 4y agoIt's my standard printer test document. I always use it chicken chicken, chicken chicken chicken. Chicken chicken chicken.
- throwway120385 4y agoChicken chicken? Chicken chicken chicken chicken. Chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken. Chicken chicken, chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken. Chicken!
- racl101 4y agoThis will be my new favorite test upload file.
- olive247 4y agochiken
- deepzn 4y agoWe have a Winner winner...
- grapesurgeon 4y ago[dead]
- em-bee 4y agoi am not a native english speaker, to avoid miscommunication i'd like to comment in my native language: henne henne henne henne henne, hähnchen hendl hahn küken wienerwald!
- iLemming 4y agoInterestingly in my native Russian, it can sound like a philosophical adage: курица курятника курочкой курит курирование куринных курсов... to be completely honest, not all of that means "chicken", but most of it does. This a great illustration of why some languages are hard to learn.
- sfcarrot 4y agoThe author name and university name runis everything
- Lio 4y agoI prefer Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs.
- nemoniac 4y agohttps://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/ https://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/
- etaham 4y agoHas anyone figured out how to get ChatGPT to write something like this?
- jagged-chisel 4y agoChicken. Chicken chicken chicken. Chicken, chicken chicken chicken. Chicken; chicken; chicken; Chicken.
- ajakate 4y agoRelated: https://sebastiancarlos.com/how-i-quit-my-programmer-job-to-become-a-chicken-b733c20680b1 https://sebastiancarlos.com/how-i-quit-my-programmer-job-to-...
- feyman_r 4y agoAlmost like a test from my POV (non-American) ;). From Bing/ChatGPT: The purpose of this paper is not clear from the current web page context, which consists of mostly the word "chicken" repeated in various ways. However, based on web search results, it seems that this paper is a *humorous presentation* by Doug Zongker, a computer scientist from the University of Washington¹. He created this paper to mock the format and style of scientific papers and presentations, and to demonstrate how little content and meaning can be conveyed by using jargon and graphs³. The paper was presented at the AAAS humor session in 2007¹³, and has been viewed online by many people who find it amusing²³. Source: Conversation with Bing, 4/28/2023(1) Chicken Chicken Chicken: Chicken Chicken - isotropic.org. https://isotropic.org/papers/chicken.pdf https://isotropic.org/papers/chicken.pdf Accessed 4/28/2023. (2) Chicken chicken chicken - YouTube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL_-1d9OSdk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL_-1d9OSdk Accessed 4/28/2023. (3) Chicken, Chicken, Chicken | The Pioneer Woman | Food Network. https://www.foodnetwork.com/shows/the-pioneer-woman/episodes/chicken-chicken-chicken https://www.foodnetwork.com/shows/the-pioneer-woman/episodes... Accessed 4/28/2023.