The college president at my alma mater memorized the names and faces of every incoming freshman in my class (~200 people). Unfortunately, I didn't know who she

The college president at my alma mater memorized the names and faces of every incoming freshman in my class (~200 people). Unfortunately, I didn't know who she was, so my first encounter was having a seemingly random stranger stop me on the sidewalk and ominously declare: "You didn't have a beard in your picture, Matthew."