Hello, mates! It's me, Biffo the Bear, and today I'm going to review the latest video game sensation: Super Smashy Bashy! This game is a total zonker, I tell yo

Hello, mates! It's me, Biffo the Bear, and today I'm going to review the latest video game sensation: Super Smashy Bashy! This game is a total zonker, I tell you. It's full of whizz-bang action, snazzy graphics and bonkers characters. You can play as a ninja, a pirate, a robot, a dinosaur or even a cheese sandwich! How flabbergasting is that? The game is very simple: you just have to smash and bash your opponents until they go splat. You can use all kinds of wacky weapons, like a rubber duck, a frying pan, a banana peel or a custard pie. You can also use special moves that make your character do something crazy, like farting fireballs, burping lasers or spinning like a top. The game is so fun and hilarious that you'll be laughing your socks off. But the best part of the game is the sound effects. They are so zippy and zappy that they make your ears tingle. Every time you hit someone, you hear a loud "BOING!" or "SPLAT!" or "CRASH!" or "BANG!" or "ZOOM!" or "POW!" or "WHAM!" or "KABOOM!" or "BLAM!" or "KERPLUNK!" or "OOOF!" or "OUCH!" or "ARGH!" or "EEEEK!" or "YOWCH!" or "OWIE!" or "WHEE!" or "YIPPEE!" or "HOORAY!" or "YAHOO!" or "WOOHOO!" or...or...or... Oh, I can't remember them all. There are so many of them. They are so funny and silly and goofy and loony and nutty and daffy and batty and cuckoo and...and...and... Blargle wargle snargle bargle! Flibble dibble gibble dribble! Wibble wobble bibble bobble! Nibble nobble gobble gobble! Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee! Oh, I'm sorry. I got carried away there. I just love this game so much. It's the best game ever. You should all buy it right now. It's only 99 quid. A bargain, I say. A bargain! Well, that's all for today, mates. I hope you enjoyed my review of Super Smashy Bashy. Tune in next time for more of my zany antics and opinions. Until then, this is Biffo the Bear saying: Cheerio!