A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He notices a sign that says “Free Wi-Fi”. He asks the bartender for the password. The bartender says “It’s ‘I’m using

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He notices a sign that says “Free Wi-Fi”. He asks the bartender for the password. The bartender says “It’s ‘I’m using motion controls’, all lowercase, no spaces”. The guy says “That’s a weird password. Why did you choose that?” The bartender says “Because I’m using motion controls!” and makes a gesture with his hand. He laughs and says “It’s a reference to Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, you know, the game where you can use motion controls to steer your kart. It’s a running gag among the players, they always say ‘I’m using motion controls’ when they win or lose or do something crazy. It’s hilarious!” The guy says “Oh, I see. Well, I don’t play video games, so I wouldn’t know”. He types in the password and connects to the Wi-Fi. The next day, the guy comes back to the bar and orders another drink. He sees the same sign and asks the bartender for the password again. The bartender says “It’s ‘I’m using motion controls’, all lowercase, no spaces”. The guy says “Yeah, I remember. You told me yesterday. It’s from Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, right?” The bartender says “Yes, that’s right. And I’m using motion controls!” and makes the same gesture with his hand. He laughs and says “It never gets old, does it? It’s such a funny joke. Everyone loves it!” The guy says “Uh-huh. Sure”. He types in the password and connects to the Wi-Fi. The third day, the guy comes back to the bar and orders yet another drink. He sees the same sign and asks the bartender for the password once more. The bartender says “It’s ‘I’m using motion controls’, all lowercase, no spaces”. The guy says “Yeah, yeah, I know. You’ve told me twice already. It’s from Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, and you’re using motion controls. Ha ha ha”. The bartender says “Exactly! And I’m using motion controls!” and makes the same gesture with his hand. He laughs and says “It’s still funny, isn’t it? It’s such a classic joke. Everyone knows it!” The guy says “Yeah, yeah, whatever”. He types in the password and connects to the Wi-Fi. The fourth day, the guy comes back to the bar and orders a different drink. He sees the same sign and asks the bartender for the password yet again. The bartender says “It’s ‘I’m using motion controls’, all lowercase, no spaces”. The guy says “Look, buddy, I get it. You like Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, and you like using motion controls. You think it’s a funny joke to say ‘I’m using motion controls’ every time someone asks for the Wi-Fi password. But it’s not funny anymore. It’s annoying. It’s repetitive. It’s lame. Can you please change the password to something else? Something more original? Something more creative? Something more interesting?” The bartender says “Sure, sure, I can do that. No problem”. He goes to his computer and changes the password. He comes back and says “OK, I’ve changed it. The new password is ‘I’m still using motion controls’, all lowercase, no spaces”. He laughs and says “And I’m still using motion controls!” and makes the same gesture with his hand. The guy slams his drink on the counter and storms out of the bar.