The Register is never going to be a cheerleader. They have running jokes about how Apple won’t return their calls because they are too critical. Their tagline

The Register is never going to be a cheerleader. They have running jokes about how Apple won’t return their calls because they are too critical. Their tagline is “Biting the hand that feeds IT” and the Vulture logo is quite deliberate. Also the BOFH is possibly their longest running segment!