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Article 5 triggered. U.S. to liberate Spotify and hand it over to Apple. Maybe add Klarna in there.

• waboremo 4y ago
  I hear Spotify has oil under their headquarters!
  • sakjur 4y ago
    Good luck finding it. There is an IKEA under their headquarters.
    • waboremo 4y ago
      The most Swedish thing I've heard today
    • myself248 4y ago
      And the mil-spec hex wrench _definitely_ doesn't have any sort of ergonomic grip, so you'll have grooves in your hands before you get halfway done assembling the guard shack.
• perihelions 4y ago
  If the US military invades IKEA they will *never* figure out how to exit.
  • buildsjets 4y ago
    So it's Afghanistan again, then.
    • Cardinal7167 4y ago
      The graveyard of bedroom sets
  • dgut 4y ago
    I'm pretty sure IKEA has been legally Dutch for a while now.
• marginalia_nu 4y ago
  You can keep Klarna to be honest. It's a wretched hive of scum and villainy.
  • davidw 4y ago
    Yeah? The only thing I know about it is that they use or used some Erlang.
    • techdragon 4y ago
      But most definitely not for great good.