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> But first, the team will need to make the leather stronger and determine how to control the chlamydospores’ growth. Otherwise, he says, someone could “walk ou
by PoignardAzur 3y ago
> But first, the team will need to make the leather stronger and determine how to control the chlamydospores’ growth. Otherwise, he says, someone could “walk out in the rain, and then all of a sudden find that [their] jacket is growing, or perhaps [has] mushrooms popping out of it
Well that's not where I expected the zombie apocalypse to come from, but I'll take it!
- ourmandave 3y agoLater, in what was an historically bad marketing decision, they launched the new clothing line just as HBO was premiering The Last of Us 2. Apocalypse averted.
- beckerdo 3y agoThat might be a good feature for kids clothing. This mycelium Sponge Bob onesie grows as you do. Fits ages 5 to 60.
- tmountain 3y agoYou grow into it then it grows into you…
- psychphysic 3y agoReminds me of the joke about a retirement gift for a urologist made of scrotums. During winter it's a small coin purse, warm it up and you have a briefcase.
- viciousvoxel 3y agoThat sounds suspiciously like the classic Jewish joke involving a mohel and the question "what do you do with all those foreskins?"
- washadjeffmad 3y agoImagine accidentally including a fragment of these products in the wash or hanging a belt in a closet without humidity control and coming back to a solid mass of mycelium. I've worked on enough old houses to have seen my share of basement surprises like shipping crates packed with straw, stacks of newspapers and magazines, and sometimes entire walls being consumed by hearty fungus. Embrace the fungus. Wear the fungus.
- apgwoz 3y ago> coming back to a solid mass of mycelium. So what you are saying is that I never have to buy clothes, or materials again. Long live growable clothes!
- washadjeffmad 3y agoWe grow the clothes we eat, and we eat the clothes we grow. Mahalo.
- GauntletWizard 3y agoLong live the new flesh
- hinkley 3y agoHave you read Neverwhere by chance? Always ask for the mushroom sandwich fully cooked.
- euroderf 3y agoThe perfect metaphor for Amazon.