Me: patiently explaining how I, a 106 clocks enthusiast, havent stolen any clocks, to the authorities at my door to no avail as the roaring cacophany of time cl

Me: patiently explaining how I, a 106 clocks enthusiast, havent stolen any clocks, to the authorities at my door to no avail as the roaring cacophany of time clangs bangs and bongs behind me. My deafened cat: groaning in agony My wristwatch: absent you fool please set in and let me educate you a poor plebian on the 106 clocks lifestyle....