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Fun. But missing references to the other well known but never used variety - the heifer. You know, as you drive through Montana and you say, "wow, what a cute
by sam_goody 4y ago
Fun. But missing references to the other well known but never used variety - the heifer.
You know, as you drive through Montana and you say, "wow, what a cute heifer there, next to that ox".
(And the driver forgets to steer)
OT: I was standing next a few freely roaming cows last week, and I was reminded just how awesomely huge and powerful these animals are.
I have never seen a `matador`, but it blows my mind that he doesn't become `a door mat` instead, after a run in with the bull.
- chrisshroba 4y agoKudos for matching the wit and puns of the original article!
- dreamcompiler 4y agoThey are indeed huge and powerful. If you find yourself walking through a pasture full of cattle, they may approach you because domesticated cattle associate humans with food. They won't want to eat you but they might think you have some yummy alfalfa pellets in your pocket. They tend to be gentle animals except for the bulls. Don't wander into a pasture with a bull. Fortunately bulls are quite easy to identify when you know where to look :-)