“If only there was a way to somehow detect all this spam and garbage on out platform” - Amazon’s tenured principal engineers with 500k salaries, probably. “Try

“If only there was a way to somehow detect all this spam and garbage on out platform” - Amazon’s tenured principal engineers with 500k salaries, probably. “Try banning items where every review is 5 stars and every reviewer has a middle name for some reason.” - me to the rescue.