Speaking of detectives and half-stories, my bully of a stepdaughter indirectly taught me the corollary to this: Only ever tell the end of any story, i.e. "I'm

Speaking of detectives and half-stories, my bully of a stepdaughter indirectly taught me the corollary to this: Only ever tell the end of any story, i.e. "I'm being sexually harassed by a lesbian girl at school!" Throw yourself a pity party and guests will never question you. Nobody will discover the reason for the "harassment" was because she solicited the "offender."