Thanks to LEGO I learned that the callus on your ankle is layered like an onion. I had far too many LEGOs as a kid, and left them around my room like a minefie

Thanks to LEGO I learned that the callus on your ankle is layered like an onion. I had far too many LEGOs as a kid, and left them around my room like a minefield. Did I step on one? Oh, no. I was jumping on my bed and jumped off when told to stop by my parents and unfortunately one ankle landed on the corner of a LEGO building I had made. A structure build like a little plastic brick shithouse, apparently. The corner gouged a nice right angle cleft out of my ankle a couple inches long. Hurt like the dickens!