> Writing code is hard enough without each function call requiring a network request And eating food is difficult enough without all that time between plate an

> Writing code is hard enough without each function call requiring a network request And eating food is difficult enough without all that time between plate and mouth, which is why only nutrient slurry forced through a tube makes sense! Why to scale from 20 to 200 engineers we only need to add more tubes and none of that pesky dinnerware! This is just silly. It's ok to like monoliths (or tubed slurry), but there's no reason to make up nonsense to justify it.