It won't work because the lawyers will just argue that you are "buying" semi perpetual rights to play the game. You instead need a judge or jury or law that sa

It won't work because the lawyers will just argue that you are "buying" semi perpetual rights to play the game. You instead need a judge or jury or law that says: "No, fuck you, this is confusing and we don't care what's in your ToS, you will treat this as a product which has had its ownership changed in return for money".