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- dingosity 4y agoNow I wonder if someone else is running Stephen King's twitter account. What if it's a poltergeist or vengeful native american spirit!? What if this is just marketing for Stephen King's next thriller where a wealthy businessman buys a social media site and it STARTS TALKING TO HIM! Businessman: POOP! HAR HAR HAR! Titter: Now now, businessman, this is the spirit of your mother. Don't be a potty-mouth! Businessman: MAMMA! WHY DID YOU LEAVE US! Titter: Oh Businessman, I'm still alive, we ate dinner last week. Businessman: WHAT, then who am I talking to!? Titter: I AM THE GHOST OF ALL YOU HAVE WRONGED, RETURNED TO SEEK IRONIC JUSTICE! Businessman: *GASP* Titter: Also. I'm trans.
- sourcecodeplz 4y agoI feel this is turning more and more into that Straisand effect.