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xkcd: Escape Speed

73 points by benley 3y ago

Arrath 3y ago
Well this is fun. There's a lot out there once you figure out how to get off of Origin.
BugsJustFindMe 3y ago
It doesn't work for me in Brave on macOS. Holding the up arrow just flickers the thruster and the ship doesn't go anywhere. I had to switch to Safari to get it to work.
- benley 3y ago
  We're looking into this, but I'm not sure how easy it will be to fix. You probably ought to use Safari/Firefox/Chrome for now, sorry.
  - Arrath 3y ago
    FWIW on Chrome/Windows it took me a refresh of the page to get everything to properly load or render, it was a blank starscape until then. E: I managed to crash the tab while bumping along the 'border' of the playable zone! Error code: SBOX_FATAL_MEMORY_EXCEEDED Doing so lost all my found items :(
mikecoles 3y ago
On my, under-powered, desktop, the tab crashed. Has anyone made/extracted a map yet? Found these items before my tab crashed: a pretty leaf, a secret glade, a holographic Charizard business card, 11 squares packed into a larger square, an orb wren, a tumbleweed, a marsh wren, a DVD of The Core (2003), a broken smoke machine, The Long Now Foundation's nickel paperweight containing , an archive of every published Animorphs book, a sunken treasure, an asterisk, a satisfying set of waves, a secret leaf, a stick, a sterile neutrino, a pair of squirrel goggles, a steam calliope, a dna base pair, an eye in the sky It was a fun excursion.
- prometheon1 3y ago
  You found a lot more than me! Mine are: -a cool bug -a pretty leaf -a rock with neat stripes -a friendly jumping spider -a hot dog -a normal-sized apple EDIT: ok this was fun: - The Long Now Foundation's archive of every Animorphs book - a broken smoke machine - a first of its kind - two Andalites, one canonical - a friend - baby shoes (and baby) - a baby hedgehog - a tiny pteranodon - a piece of coronium (iron) - a hydrogen ion - a piece of pumice - a sparkling gem - some tin from the pantai remis mine - a whale shark - the Principality of Sealand - some microbial life
  - mlok 3y ago
    This is what I got (after 2 days) : You've found: a cool bug a pretty leaf a secret glade a DVD of The Core (2003) a glass of heavy water a sixth lagrange point a 5G seagull a sensible cheese platter a swatch pop-out wristwatch a relativistic bowling ball $30 in Yahoo a brightly-lit billboard a hot dog a normal-sized apple a bottle of Coke Absolute Zero the gold crown Archimedes stole a necklace of element samples whose symbols spell out your name a smooth green snake an eye in the sky a dna base pair a steam calliope a sterile neutrino a secret leaf a stick a large hadron an asterisk a sunken treasure a strangely heavy subway token a podcast episode a friendly bee a spiral-cut diamond a golden radio tuned to 1.618 MHz a burrito a cool pair of shoes with flames on the side a scroll lock key a primordial black hole a tree-filled grove and a nice spot for quiet contemplation a festive but somehow unnerving holiday card from Junji Ito a single caffeine molecule two Andalites, one canonical baby shoes (and baby) a friend an icosahedral d10 a piece of pumice the Principality of Sealand a whale shark a sparkling gem some tin from the pantai remis mine a rock with neat stripes an orb wren a marsh wren a single grain of salt a holographic Charizard business card Voyager 1 a wayward Roomba full of moondust a curious humboldt squid a bathyscaphe a delicate music box a spider-silk scarf a friendly jumping spider a friendly cat a first of its kind a pair of platonic solids, not quite touching a really cool data point a block of scandium a beige electron 11 squares packed into a larger square a piece of space shuttle food the 3 million point line a sunspot Voyager 2 a baby hedgehog a tiny pteranodon a guitar pick a pair of squirrel goggles some microbial life a hydrogen ion a piece of coronium (iron) a broken smoke machine The Long Now Foundation's archive of every Animorphs book the platinum cylinder formerly used to define the kilogram (And reached the ends)
kathysgeek 3y ago
I played for quite a while and found a dozen different worlds. Hitting the outer ring at speed usually ends up trapped but one time it followed a crack to the outside. This was a high gravity area and it could only scoot along the surface. Eventually there was a drop off and while plummeting chrome crashed. Oh well. It was fun while it lasted.
FalconSensei 3y ago
I would just love to have a map, even if it only shows places you already discovered. I guess my sense of direction is too bad and I just got too lost to keep playing after getting off of origin
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willcipriano 3y ago
How do you get off origin? https://rot13.com/ https://rot13.com/ - for spoilers.
- fifilura 3y ago
  Nppryrengr jura lbh ner ng gur pber bs bevtva. Lbh ragre gur pber guebhtu gur ebyyre pbnfgre, be orarngu gur Fg Ybhvf nep.
- mhink 3y ago
  vairfgvtngr gur nepu pnershyyl. It took me a little while to realize. :)
  - willcipriano 3y ago
    Didn't go far enough. I was creeping along the surface looking for a pickup because it said something about finding a warp drive.
- Pxtl 3y ago
  Vaivfvoyr jnyy haqre gur ebyyre pbnfgre, tvirf n cvcryvar geubhtu bevtva gb gur bgure fvqr. Sybbe vg gb gur bgure fvqr naq lbh trg rfpncr irybpvgl.
Pxtl 3y ago
I played too much of this. Got enough upgrades that I could fly out of the chasm without cheating using the cracks and collision bugs. https://rot13.com/ https://rot13.com/ Tbg bhg gb gur rkgrevbe fhesnpr... gurer'f whfg grkg bhg gurer gung fnlf "GUR RAQ GUR RAQ GUR RAQ". Qbrfa'g frrz gb or nalguvat ryfr bhg gurer. edit: there's more after that.
gala8y 3y ago
"Welcome back. We saved your progress." after F5 is hideous, when you are stuck inside gravity well of some large planet.
- benley 3y ago
  Click the home button in the lower right of the frame, it will reset your position!
  - gala8y 3y ago
    Yeah, thx, I got it. I just thought that this 'hidious' feature was actually funny when I first tried to reset the game.
Pxtl 3y ago
Seems to work best in Firefox.
Pxtl 3y ago
Found 78 items so far. Then it crashed and I lost all my progress.
- sliken 3y ago
  Mine crashed, lost none of my found items, but lost all the efficiency, tank size, and thrust improvements. To make it worse they were still missing from the world so I couldn't find them again.
  - Pxtl 3y ago
    Ick. I think the save game functionality is a bit buggy. I wish they'd just have an option to base64 the whole state (findings, upgrades, location, facing, and velocity) into a URL parameter so you could just save the game as a shareable URL.
sargstuff 3y ago
Is an 'escape speed' even possible without a square girlfriend?

73 points by benley 3y ago

Well this is fun. There's a lot out there once you figure out how to get off of Origin.

It doesn't work for me in Brave on macOS. Holding the up arrow just flickers the thruster and the ship doesn't go anywhere. I had to switch to Safari to get it to work.

benley 3y ago
We're looking into this, but I'm not sure how easy it will be to fix. You probably ought to use Safari/Firefox/Chrome for now, sorry.
- Arrath 3y ago
  FWIW on Chrome/Windows it took me a refresh of the page to get everything to properly load or render, it was a blank starscape until then. E: I managed to crash the tab while bumping along the 'border' of the playable zone! Error code: SBOX_FATAL_MEMORY_EXCEEDED Doing so lost all my found items :(

mikecoles 3y ago

On my, under-powered, desktop, the tab crashed. Has anyone made/extracted a map yet? Found these items before my tab crashed: a pretty leaf, a secret glade, a holographic Charizard business card, 11 squares packed into a larger square, an orb wren, a tumbleweed, a marsh wren, a DVD of The Core (2003), a broken smoke machine, The Long Now Foundation's nickel paperweight containing , an archive of every published Animorphs book, a sunken treasure, an asterisk, a satisfying set of waves, a secret leaf, a stick, a sterile neutrino, a pair of squirrel goggles, a steam calliope, a dna base pair, an eye in the sky It was a fun excursion.

prometheon1 3y ago
You found a lot more than me! Mine are: -a cool bug -a pretty leaf -a rock with neat stripes -a friendly jumping spider -a hot dog -a normal-sized apple EDIT: ok this was fun: - The Long Now Foundation's archive of every Animorphs book - a broken smoke machine - a first of its kind - two Andalites, one canonical - a friend - baby shoes (and baby) - a baby hedgehog - a tiny pteranodon - a piece of coronium (iron) - a hydrogen ion - a piece of pumice - a sparkling gem - some tin from the pantai remis mine - a whale shark - the Principality of Sealand - some microbial life
- mlok 3y ago
  This is what I got (after 2 days) : You've found: a cool bug a pretty leaf a secret glade a DVD of The Core (2003) a glass of heavy water a sixth lagrange point a 5G seagull a sensible cheese platter a swatch pop-out wristwatch a relativistic bowling ball $30 in Yahoo a brightly-lit billboard a hot dog a normal-sized apple a bottle of Coke Absolute Zero the gold crown Archimedes stole a necklace of element samples whose symbols spell out your name a smooth green snake an eye in the sky a dna base pair a steam calliope a sterile neutrino a secret leaf a stick a large hadron an asterisk a sunken treasure a strangely heavy subway token a podcast episode a friendly bee a spiral-cut diamond a golden radio tuned to 1.618 MHz a burrito a cool pair of shoes with flames on the side a scroll lock key a primordial black hole a tree-filled grove and a nice spot for quiet contemplation a festive but somehow unnerving holiday card from Junji Ito a single caffeine molecule two Andalites, one canonical baby shoes (and baby) a friend an icosahedral d10 a piece of pumice the Principality of Sealand a whale shark a sparkling gem some tin from the pantai remis mine a rock with neat stripes an orb wren a marsh wren a single grain of salt a holographic Charizard business card Voyager 1 a wayward Roomba full of moondust a curious humboldt squid a bathyscaphe a delicate music box a spider-silk scarf a friendly jumping spider a friendly cat a first of its kind a pair of platonic solids, not quite touching a really cool data point a block of scandium a beige electron 11 squares packed into a larger square a piece of space shuttle food the 3 million point line a sunspot Voyager 2 a baby hedgehog a tiny pteranodon a guitar pick a pair of squirrel goggles some microbial life a hydrogen ion a piece of coronium (iron) a broken smoke machine The Long Now Foundation's archive of every Animorphs book the platinum cylinder formerly used to define the kilogram (And reached the ends)

kathysgeek 3y ago

I played for quite a while and found a dozen different worlds. Hitting the outer ring at speed usually ends up trapped but one time it followed a crack to the outside. This was a high gravity area and it could only scoot along the surface. Eventually there was a drop off and while plummeting chrome crashed. Oh well. It was fun while it lasted.

FalconSensei 3y ago

I would just love to have a map, even if it only shows places you already discovered. I guess my sense of direction is too bad and I just got too lost to keep playing after getting off of origin

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willcipriano 3y ago

How do you get off origin? https://rot13.com/ https://rot13.com/ - for spoilers.

fifilura 3y ago
Nppryrengr jura lbh ner ng gur pber bs bevtva. Lbh ragre gur pber guebhtu gur ebyyre pbnfgre, be orarngu gur Fg Ybhvf nep.
mhink 3y ago
vairfgvtngr gur nepu pnershyyl. It took me a little while to realize. :)
- willcipriano 3y ago
  Didn't go far enough. I was creeping along the surface looking for a pickup because it said something about finding a warp drive.
Pxtl 3y ago
Vaivfvoyr jnyy haqre gur ebyyre pbnfgre, tvirf n cvcryvar geubhtu bevtva gb gur bgure fvqr. Sybbe vg gb gur bgure fvqr naq lbh trg rfpncr irybpvgl.

Pxtl 3y ago

I played too much of this. Got enough upgrades that I could fly out of the chasm without cheating using the cracks and collision bugs. https://rot13.com/ https://rot13.com/ Tbg bhg gb gur rkgrevbe fhesnpr... gurer'f whfg grkg bhg gurer gung fnlf "GUR RAQ GUR RAQ GUR RAQ". Qbrfa'g frrz gb or nalguvat ryfr bhg gurer. edit: there's more after that.

gala8y 3y ago

"Welcome back. We saved your progress." after F5 is hideous, when you are stuck inside gravity well of some large planet.

benley 3y ago
Click the home button in the lower right of the frame, it will reset your position!
- gala8y 3y ago
  Yeah, thx, I got it. I just thought that this 'hidious' feature was actually funny when I first tried to reset the game.

Pxtl 3y ago

Seems to work best in Firefox.

Pxtl 3y ago

Found 78 items so far. Then it crashed and I lost all my progress.

sliken 3y ago
Mine crashed, lost none of my found items, but lost all the efficiency, tank size, and thrust improvements. To make it worse they were still missing from the world so I couldn't find them again.
- Pxtl 3y ago
  Ick. I think the save game functionality is a bit buggy. I wish they'd just have an option to base64 the whole state (findings, upgrades, location, facing, and velocity) into a URL parameter so you could just save the game as a shareable URL.

sargstuff 3y ago

Is an 'escape speed' even possible without a square girlfriend?