I get that it's a joke, but something more like the Torino scale could be both interesting and useful. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torino_scale https://en.wi

I get that it's a joke, but something more like the Torino scale could be both interesting and useful. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torino_scale https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torino_scale