One weekend, I trekked down to South Jersey to visit my parents in my hometown of Glassboro. I cannot believe there is someone else on the internet who shares

One weekend, I trekked down to South Jersey to visit my parents in my hometown of Glassboro. I cannot believe there is someone else on the internet who shares my hometown. Literally, Nowhere, USA. And one who found those signs as baffling as I did. Astonishing.