I don't think about my phone enough to justify switching. I get calls, texts, listen to music, sync my notes and do all my other stuff just fine. What do I stan

I don't think about my phone enough to justify switching. I get calls, texts, listen to music, sync my notes and do all my other stuff just fine. What do I stand to gain from buying an iPhone at this point? Maybe if there's a killer feature one day. That could be the sideloading if it's robust enough to support Vulkan and Box86, but something tells me Apple will be clipping it's wings a bit. I guess I'm not a heavy enough Instagram or Snapchat user to know the difference. Am I old now? Is this what it feels like to be Grandpa?