I hope this forum was better than the typical "Welcome to the Microsoft Support Community! Thank you for your excellent question. As a Microsoft MVP (Mostly Va

I hope this forum was better than the typical "Welcome to the Microsoft Support Community! Thank you for your excellent question. As a Microsoft MVP (Mostly Vacuous Pinhead) I am more than happy to help with your problem. I am sure this will help: <useless copy-pasted non-solution> Should you need additional assistance, you may also wish to 1. Set fire to your PC 2. Give up on life Have a great day!"