There's no way the dog is actually CEO. Twitter would be in much better shape if that were the case. (come on, someone was gonna say it.) Attempts at humor as

There's no way the dog is actually CEO. Twitter would be in much better shape if that were the case. (come on, someone was gonna say it.) Attempts at humor aside, I didn't even attribute any kind of legal motive to it. I just assumed he was high/being a troll, per usual.