I will now use my annual quota of one HN joke: S: We simply unleash wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards. L: But aren't the

I will now use my annual quota of one HN joke: S: We simply unleash wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards. L: But aren't the snakes even worse? S: Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat. L: Then we're stuck with gorillas! S: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death. (This joke is about net metering.)