I hope you can keep out the script kiddies - I just saw one of these: I'm a <script>alert('lulz')</script>, and I currently make $40,000 in <script>alert('lulz

I hope you can keep out the script kiddies - I just saw one of these: I'm a <script>alert('lulz')</script>, and I currently make $40,000 in <script>alert('lulz')</script>. I'm ONLY interested in jobs as a <script>alert('lulz')</script> that pay at least $120,000 in <script>alert('lulz')</script>.