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Yep, definitely aliens. Not new military drone vehicles we have been developing, no sir. Sincerely, The Pentagon
by dweinus 3y ago
Yep, definitely aliens. Not new military drone vehicles we have been developing, no sir.
Sincerely,
The Pentagon
- startupsfail 3y agoPeople of Earth, your attention, please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system. And regrettably, your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you.
- startupsfail 3y agoPeople of Earth, your attention, please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. The demolition plan had been abandoned as the construction permit was withdrawn. Please continue your computation as if nothing had happened. Thank you.
- 4rt 3y agoIt could also be a men-who-stare-at-goats style psyop against a foreign power.