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The cure to baldness is hit the gym and pack on 20lbs of muscle, shave your head, and stop caring.

nosianu 4y ago
Hmm... wes, but I, not yet bald but so little hair on top that I shave it cut it (myself, using an electrical haircutter) very short, have noticed one big disadvantage. I'm satisfied with my looks, but the heat (sun rays) and cold impact from the environment were significantly reduced with hair. I still notice the difference when I let my remaining hair grow longer during winter, and then cut it short again. This winter I even had to wear something on my head in my apartment after cutting the hair, because I kept it pretty cool and just wore a bit thicker clothes. Except, my head. It's a problem with sun and with cold. I now understand why people would ear it long in the past, before hats. It's such a great insulator!
- crims0n 4y ago
  I understand the struggle, I was never a hat person until I went bald - now that hats are necessary in the winter I have learned to enjoy them. I still opt for sunscreen in the summer though.
- bsder 4y ago
  Find a bucket hat that suits your style and wear it constantly--including indoors. Especially if you are tall, the hat will prevent you from walking into low-hanging obstacles and winding up with scars on your head.
- asciimov 4y ago
  Hat's are wonderful, and it's quite criminal that they went out of fashion with Kennedy. That said, don't run off and by just any old fedora or bucket hat. Get something cool, that works for your head and body shape. Pick something that says you. Hats, along with socks and watches, are the only accessories that men can really show personality with in this day and age. It's a real same that so much of men's fashion is so devoid of personality.
- mr_toad 4y ago
  Beanies (I think Americans call them knit caps) keep your head warm and take ten years off your age.
jeffy90 4y ago
I think the thin guy bald look a la steve jobs is pretty nice too
misssocrates 4y ago
It worked for Bezos! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DEwmbZVVoAEfWJq.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DEwmbZVVoAEfWJq.jpg
- sixtram 4y ago
  Is he on hormone therapy? I guess when you're a billionaire the doctors mix you up a good cocktail.
  - bsder 4y ago
    He's almost certainly on some form of juice given the speed with which I remember he packed that on at his age. However, his amount of muscle isn't actually outside the realm of pure hard work unlike some of the Hollywood guys. Rob McElhenney has a funny bit about it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPOzOanrNyg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPOzOanrNyg

Hmm... wes, but I, not yet bald but so little hair on top that I shave it cut it (myself, using an electrical haircutter) very short, have noticed one big disadvantage. I'm satisfied with my looks, but the heat (sun rays) and cold impact from the environment were significantly reduced with hair. I still notice the difference when I let my remaining hair grow longer during winter, and then cut it short again. This winter I even had to wear something on my head in my apartment after cutting the hair, because I kept it pretty cool and just wore a bit thicker clothes. Except, my head. It's a problem with sun and with cold. I now understand why people would ear it long in the past, before hats. It's such a great insulator!

crims0n 4y ago
I understand the struggle, I was never a hat person until I went bald - now that hats are necessary in the winter I have learned to enjoy them. I still opt for sunscreen in the summer though.
bsder 4y ago
Find a bucket hat that suits your style and wear it constantly--including indoors. Especially if you are tall, the hat will prevent you from walking into low-hanging obstacles and winding up with scars on your head.
asciimov 4y ago
Hat's are wonderful, and it's quite criminal that they went out of fashion with Kennedy. That said, don't run off and by just any old fedora or bucket hat. Get something cool, that works for your head and body shape. Pick something that says you. Hats, along with socks and watches, are the only accessories that men can really show personality with in this day and age. It's a real same that so much of men's fashion is so devoid of personality.
mr_toad 4y ago
Beanies (I think Americans call them knit caps) keep your head warm and take ten years off your age.

jeffy90 4y ago

I think the thin guy bald look a la steve jobs is pretty nice too

misssocrates 4y ago

It worked for Bezos! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DEwmbZVVoAEfWJq.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DEwmbZVVoAEfWJq.jpg

sixtram 4y ago
Is he on hormone therapy? I guess when you're a billionaire the doctors mix you up a good cocktail.
- bsder 4y ago
  He's almost certainly on some form of juice given the speed with which I remember he packed that on at his age. However, his amount of muscle isn't actually outside the realm of pure hard work unlike some of the Hollywood guys. Rob McElhenney has a funny bit about it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPOzOanrNyg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPOzOanrNyg