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You know what this car needs? Kubernetes.

rurounijones 4y ago
I know you are joking but I am not sure if you are aware of how close you are to reality: https://thenewstack.io/how-the-u-s-air-force-deployed-kubernetes-and-istio-on-an-f-16-in-45-days/ https://thenewstack.io/how-the-u-s-air-force-deployed-kubern...
- cpufry 4y ago
  wow this is terrifying lmao
- groestl 4y ago
  Literally taking the software to the cloud
- deleted 4y ago
  [deleted]
davnicwil 4y ago
That's a bit overengineered, come on, really it just needs docker compose.
cztomsik 4y ago
Or Erlang... oh wait, that would actually work. We don't want that.
- yellowapple 4y ago
  A car built on Erlang would break down every 11 seconds but would immediately fix itself so you never notice anything's wrong.
  - hinkley 4y ago
    Supervisors should set Check Engine.
chubot 4y ago
Make sure to run at least 2 clusters in case one goes down
djbusby 4y ago
Carbernetes. Now with reinvented wheel functionality.
- EntrePrescott 4y ago
  and a few years later, we get Injecternetes … though I'm not sure if that will be the name of an improved fork… or the name of a security vuln exploit.
gautamdivgi 4y ago
Lol. Reminded me of this - https://youtu.be/cfTIjuW6SWM https://youtu.be/cfTIjuW6SWM Fwiw - I am a kubernetes fan. Just not in cars.
- Spivak 4y ago
  If you're a k8s fan but don't consider it reliable enough to do anything even next to but independent from safety critical systems then that's not exactly a glowing recommendation.
  - gautamdivgi 4y ago
    Different tech has different needs. I can see it being really great with server side distributed systems. I don’t really see it having any benefit for running stuff in resource constrained single purpose environments
  - goodpoint 4y ago
    And yet it's true. Reliability never comes from unnecessary complexity.
hinkley 4y ago
Watch us slowly reimplement Erlang on top of OCI.
- Spivak 4y ago
  Erlang but language independent is actually a solid pitch.
- alpaca128 4y ago
  To be precise an incomplete, bug-ridden, undocumented reimplementation of Erlang.
  - hinkley 4y ago
    I keep having to stop myself from implementing an incomplete, bug ridden reimplementation if half of Erlang on top of NodeJS so I see the attraction there. Worker threads have a garbage API and I keep finding myself wanting to have n processes sharing m workers and there’s just no easy way.
birdyrooster 4y ago
I know you are joking but it’s actually not the worst thing in the world.
- vasco 4y ago
  Can't wait to have to restart a kubernetes cluster to get sensor metrics from the engine to start again.
  - yobert 4y ago
    You'll need to replace your kubernator!
geodel 4y ago
Agree. I am not buying any car not running all software components as Spring Boot micro services in kubernetes cluster as a standard cloud native service. If this setup can run my 95% uptime enterprise apps, I am sure as hell it can run my car too.
- ilyt 4y ago
  Most infotainment is already shit code. If same people use more tools the result will just be worse, if they can't even handle a monolith
kakoni 4y ago
Well Volkswagen/Cariad is certainly flirting with that idea. https://datatronic.hu/en/containerisation-in-automotive-industry/ https://datatronic.hu/en/containerisation-in-automotive-indu...

I know you are joking but I am not sure if you are aware of how close you are to reality: https://thenewstack.io/how-the-u-s-air-force-deployed-kubernetes-and-istio-on-an-f-16-in-45-days/ https://thenewstack.io/how-the-u-s-air-force-deployed-kubern...

cpufry 4y ago
wow this is terrifying lmao
groestl 4y ago
Literally taking the software to the cloud
deleted 4y ago
[deleted]

davnicwil 4y ago

That's a bit overengineered, come on, really it just needs docker compose.

cztomsik 4y ago

Or Erlang... oh wait, that would actually work. We don't want that.

yellowapple 4y ago
A car built on Erlang would break down every 11 seconds but would immediately fix itself so you never notice anything's wrong.
- hinkley 4y ago
  Supervisors should set Check Engine.

chubot 4y ago

Make sure to run at least 2 clusters in case one goes down

djbusby 4y ago

Carbernetes. Now with reinvented wheel functionality.

EntrePrescott 4y ago
and a few years later, we get Injecternetes … though I'm not sure if that will be the name of an improved fork… or the name of a security vuln exploit.

gautamdivgi 4y ago

Lol. Reminded me of this - https://youtu.be/cfTIjuW6SWM https://youtu.be/cfTIjuW6SWM Fwiw - I am a kubernetes fan. Just not in cars.

Spivak 4y ago
If you're a k8s fan but don't consider it reliable enough to do anything even next to but independent from safety critical systems then that's not exactly a glowing recommendation.
- gautamdivgi 4y ago
  Different tech has different needs. I can see it being really great with server side distributed systems. I don’t really see it having any benefit for running stuff in resource constrained single purpose environments
- goodpoint 4y ago
  And yet it's true. Reliability never comes from unnecessary complexity.

hinkley 4y ago

Watch us slowly reimplement Erlang on top of OCI.

Spivak 4y ago
Erlang but language independent is actually a solid pitch.
alpaca128 4y ago
To be precise an incomplete, bug-ridden, undocumented reimplementation of Erlang.
- hinkley 4y ago
  I keep having to stop myself from implementing an incomplete, bug ridden reimplementation if half of Erlang on top of NodeJS so I see the attraction there. Worker threads have a garbage API and I keep finding myself wanting to have n processes sharing m workers and there’s just no easy way.

birdyrooster 4y ago

I know you are joking but it’s actually not the worst thing in the world.

vasco 4y ago
Can't wait to have to restart a kubernetes cluster to get sensor metrics from the engine to start again.
- yobert 4y ago
  You'll need to replace your kubernator!

geodel 4y ago

Agree. I am not buying any car not running all software components as Spring Boot micro services in kubernetes cluster as a standard cloud native service. If this setup can run my 95% uptime enterprise apps, I am sure as hell it can run my car too.

ilyt 4y ago
Most infotainment is already shit code. If same people use more tools the result will just be worse, if they can't even handle a monolith

kakoni 4y ago

Well Volkswagen/Cariad is certainly flirting with that idea. https://datatronic.hu/en/containerisation-in-automotive-industry/ https://datatronic.hu/en/containerisation-in-automotive-indu...