I'm assuming that this is actually satire, if a bit long-winded. I had a good laugh, anyhow. Example: 'That’s right. Want to sell stickers with “Rust” on it?

I'm assuming that this is actually satire, if a bit long-winded. I had a good laugh, anyhow. Example: 'That’s right. Want to sell stickers with “Rust” on it? T-Shirts? Posters? No sir.' Realistically, if you depict an old railway spike, nobody will come after you. But if you are profiting off someone else's reputation (via logos, etc), that's a problem; I don't see why that shouldn't be restricted. I expect that a lot of the motivation for this is to have the ability to close down various kinds of bad actors (not just ankle-biter freeloading with amusement park midway merch). Rust is now big enough and important enough that I see this as a valid concern.