I'd like to see a placebo study where they have 2 placebos: 1. This medicine will cure your muscle pain, but it has very bad side effects: Insomnia, depression

I'd like to see a placebo study where they have 2 placebos: 1. This medicine will cure your muscle pain, but it has very bad side effects: Insomnia, depression, back pain, knee pain - but don't worry only a small percentage of people see these issues (like 1%) 2. This medicine will cure your muscle pain, and has no side effects, in fact it will make you happy and help you sleep better.