Can I get a tiny static binary with Java? Nope. Then Go still has legs. Edit: nvm. You can get static muslc binaries with graal https://www.graalvm.org/22.2/re

Can I get a tiny static binary with Java? Nope. Then Go still has legs. Edit: nvm. You can get static muslc binaries with graal https://www.graalvm.org/22.2/reference-manual/native-image/guides/build-static-executables/ https://www.graalvm.org/22.2/reference-manual/native-image/g...