and then end up like my grandma, living her entire life eating spiceless boiled chicken, arguing with clerks over which coupons go together to make things free,

and then end up like my grandma, living her entire life eating spiceless boiled chicken, arguing with clerks over which coupons go together to make things free, and having a garage full of jars labeled with things like “bits of rubber”. Extreme frugality is not exactly a good life.