I actually meant it, but I suppose I've learned my lesson about offering people money on the internet. They don't read past the possible promise for money and

I actually meant it, but I suppose I've learned my lesson about offering people money on the internet. They don't read past the possible promise for money and throw as a bunch of shit at the wall to try to both (1) make the offerer do a bunch of work and (2) get it without actually meeting the criteria (knowningly...). Case in point, the whole set of replies here are people who didn't read past the first sentence of that comment.