There once was a Cat in New York Who got caught for feeding some Rats ; Tremendous Work! All the people tell me, many men, biggly men - many with tears in the

There once was a Cat in New York Who got caught for feeding some Rats ; Tremendous Work! All the people tell me, many men, biggly men - many with tears in their eyes... That I have done nothing legally-wise But the truth is ; I am an enormous dork. >>_Created by an actual Human Being with actual DNA for crime scene evidence._ - But just when they tried to brush under a rug To try to make the folks 'shrug' Is the Streisand Effect as a scar As everyone knows of payments to a Porn Star And the nation will know youre a simple thug.