As ever, "The Simpsons" were insightful. > Because you need me, Springfield. Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside, you

As ever, "The Simpsons" were insightful. > Because you need me, Springfield. Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside, you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalise criminals and rule you like a king! That's almost 30 years old now.