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And an otherworldly craft came sputtering through the transdimensional portal.

• doodlebugging 4y ago
  And in it is a Portal Dasher who is just zipping down to pick up a pizza for his hungry alien bros whose craft is cloaked in a geostationary orbit. They have the sad assignment to monitor and report home on the state of our technology down here. So far they continue to love the pizza from Italy, the BBQ brisket or ribs from Texas or Mississippi, anything from a food stand in Thailand or Vietnam, and they avoid the Swedish surstromming because the first and only time they tried it they had a hard time getting that smell out of their craft.