Your comment reminds me of Steve Carrel’s character in “The Forty-Year-Old Virgin” when he inadvertently reveals his virginity by opining that women’s breasts f

Your comment reminds me of Steve Carrel’s character in “The Forty-Year-Old Virgin” when he inadvertently reveals his virginity by opining that women’s breasts feel like bags of sand. Nobody could ever confuse an antler - with skin, hair, blood, and bone — with a fingernail. Ha.