> as trivial as staplers. I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to th

> as trivial as staplers. I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...