UBS needs so long to take a shit that there's hardly room for their next meal. I have no confidence that they even can pull this off, particularly if it involve

UBS needs so long to take a shit that there's hardly room for their next meal. I have no confidence that they even can pull this off, particularly if it involves haemorrhaging half the combines workforce in a desperate ploy to remain solvent-- IT psych, internal politics, or other challenges notwithstanding.