Hi, I am the author of this article. I honestly have no idea how stable this is. The idea for this post was to match the neosurrealism of the last April Fool's

Hi, I am the author of this article. I honestly have no idea how stable this is. The idea for this post was to match the neosurrealism of the last April Fool's Day post about SQLite: https://tailscale.com/blog/database-for-2022/ https://tailscale.com/blog/database-for-2022/ When I say that I haven't tested it extensively, I mean that I barely was able to confirm it worked while I was writing the entire article in an anxiety fueled liminal state of consciousness that you can only truly achieve from the surrealist horror of dealing with the immigration system. I'm amazed it works as much as it does. Please don't use this in production. I don't know if it works reliably. I'm really happy that I can talk about Headscale in a professional sense. It's a project that I've got a few patches lined up for (mainly doing NixOS tests that I am still fighting with CI over) and I hope that they land to make things better for everyone. Thanks for reading my article. I hope it was enlightening. Or at least something.