I'd rather make a religion about limiting the influence we allow technology to have on our lives, and perhaps forbidding certain EULA terms, thus allowing many

I'd rather make a religion about limiting the influence we allow technology to have on our lives, and perhaps forbidding certain EULA terms, thus allowing many to sue for religious discrimination. Another tenet might be "viewing ads is a sin which cannot always be avoided, but whenever you notice an ad you must think of something better you could be doing", etc. On Sunday's we meet to hang out and play games.