God that was so funny. I'm that hammer guy you talk of! I know you can assemble at least a thousand Ikea cabinets while I hammer away on my carefully designed

God that was so funny. I'm that hammer guy you talk of! I know you can assemble at least a thousand Ikea cabinets while I hammer away on my carefully designed cabinet made from trees I've chopped down myself and nails I've forged. It fits perfectly with the table made by my great grandfather. By the time you've assembled 5000 cabinets they collapse as fast as you assemble them but you need 50 000 so you have to hire 300 people mostly to talk about how it is going, document the process etc. Ikea switches to THEIR new cardboard line that is both cheaper, faster to assemble and last even shorter. You get an even larger building and hire 100 more people. Then you put stickers with advertisement on the cabinets because woah the operation is getting expensive! You put cameras on them cabinets to track the user. Everyone is doing IoT now, you cant fall behind. You launch an app to open, close, lock and unlock the cabinets again with in-app advertisements and purchases. Ikea goes out of business etc I look at you, and back at my cabinet, and at you again... I have no idea what it all means. I wish I was the one to think of cardboard cabinets... or do I? I'm not Ikea, no one would have cared for it? I try to convince myself that building my own cabinet was a poor choice only to end up rubbing it with oil and carving Suum Cuique into its ornament.