Anecdotally, when we get older our ability to assess new evidence weakens, or the weights get rusted into place. Being friends with an immortal vampire would b

Anecdotally, when we get older our ability to assess new evidence weakens, or the weights get rusted into place. Being friends with an immortal vampire would be a chore. "Blood tasted so much better in Sumeria", "There's nothing wrong with clay tablets for a diary, it never crashes or needs an update."