IDK, I'm assuming "boring" here means stateful monolith? So you have: a) No enforceable isolation, reliance entirely on good behaviors and module systems b)

IDK, I'm assuming "boring" here means stateful monolith? So you have: a) No enforceable isolation, reliance entirely on good behaviors and module systems b) No independent scaling c) No isolation of security components so instead of a minting service and an edge service you have one service that does both d) Single language lock-in I could go on and on an don