I'm absolutely certain that Elon Musk, Joe Rogan, and Donald Trump will voluntarily report to the gallows for their criminal use of marijuana, MDMA, and cocaine

I'm absolutely certain that Elon Musk, Joe Rogan, and Donald Trump will voluntarily report to the gallows for their criminal use of marijuana, MDMA, and cocaine respectively, and their legions of sane and well-adjusted followers will calmly accept this as necessary for the public good. Surely these laws, like all laws, will be applied evenly and without regard for social class.