I agree. Devs would like to statically link and have their app work. Maintainers don't want that to happen for IMO reasons that have far less benefit than claim

I agree. Devs would like to statically link and have their app work. Maintainers don't want that to happen for IMO reasons that have far less benefit than claimed. flatpak and snap are ultimately efforts to get around the vortex of maintainers, maintainer efforts to get things not to be statically linked, and all the complexity that entails. I think there's still currently value in distro maintainers that do things like getting KDE running on Wayland using pipewire, but IMO that role should be limited to configuration and compilation only. There should not be any distro-specific patches in existence